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Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong 15cm

$99.95

The Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong turns the classic takeaway carton into a compact 15.2 cm piece of functional glass. Its chopstick-style mouthpiece, box-shaped chamber and hidden stem diffuser make the novelty design genuinely functional rather than just good for a laugh.
THIS PRODUCT WILL SHIP 30/09/2026
Features

🥡 Chinese Takeout Box Design
The chamber recreates the unmistakable shape of a takeaway carton without sacrificing usable water volume.

🥢 Chopstick Mouthpiece
The vertical amber chopstick doubles as the mouthpiece, cleverly integrating function into the food-inspired design.

💨 Stem Diffuser
Built-in diffusion breaks smoke through the water for smoother, more filtered pulls.

🧱 5mm Glass Construction
A solid glass build gives this compact novelty bong a reassuringly substantial feel.
Specifications

  • Brand: Hemper
  • Type: Glass Bong
  • Height: 15.2cm
  • Diameter: 7.6cm
  • Glass Thickness: 5mm
  • Percolator: Stem Diffuser
  • Joint: 14 mm Female
  • Included Bowl: 14mm Male
Shipping Rates & Times

Orders Under $100

  • Australia Post Standard
    Rate: $12.95
    Delivery Time: 3 - 7 days

  • Australia Post Express
    Rate: $14.95 (Under 500g) or $24.95 (Over 500g)
    Delivery Time: 1 - 4 Days

Orders Over $100

  • Australia Post or Aramex
    (Cheapest Available)
    Rate: FREE
    Delivery Time: 3 - 10 days

  • Australia Post Express
    Rate: $14.95 (Under 500g) or $24.95 (Over 500g)
    Delivery Time: 2 - 7 Days

Note: We are unable to guarantee delivery times and the above are estimates. Delivery time depends on your location and shipping option. However, it typically takes 1-10 business days from the date of payment. Your shipping address, weekends, busy trading periods and public holidays may impact shipping times.

  • Australia Post Express
    Rate: $14.95 (Under 500g) or $24.95 (Over 500g)
    Delivery Time: 1 - 4 Days

Orders Over $100

  • Australia Post or Aramex
    (Cheapest Available)
    Rate: FREE
    Delivery Time: 3 - 10 days

  • Australia Post Express
    Rate: $14.95 (Under 500g) or $24.95 (Over 500g)
    Delivery Time: 2 - 7 Days

International Orders (NZ, Canada, USA & UK)

  • Under 500g
    Rate: $19.95
    Delivery Time: 10 - 14 days

  • Over 500g
    Rate: $29.95
    Delivery Time: 10 - 14 days

Note: We are unable to guarantee delivery times and the above are estimates. Delivery time depends on your location and shipping option. However, it typically takes 1-10 business days from the date of payment. Your shipping address, weekends, busy trading periods and public holidays may impact shipping times.
Returns & Exchanges

Returns or exchanges will only be accepted if you have received an incorrect or damaged item. You must contact us within 7 days of your parcel being delivered.

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